Childhood Sucks

Finally! A use for all those cringe-worthy childhood memories your mom likes to parade in front of friends and potential mates. It’s true that the only joy of being the parent of an expensive, needy, snotty little upstart is the ability to laugh at and embarrass them. (When life gives you lemons…) But man, being a kid sucked. You were small, confused, nobody treated you with any dignity and bedtime was downward of 9pm! The following is a hall of shame for those awful times. Thank god it's over.
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